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June Pelo
15-09-08, 00:29
A doctor in Duluth wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he tells his assistant, "Ole, I'm goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to watch things and take care of any patient you can."

"Yes, sir!" answers Ole.

The doctor returns the following day. "So, Ole, how did it go?"

Ole told him that he saw three patients: "The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL."

"Bravo, Ole!" "And the second one?" asks the doctor.

"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir," says Ole.

"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this " "And what about the third one?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I was sittin' here and suddenly the door opens and a woman comes in. Yust like that, she undresses herself, lies down on the table and shouts, 'HELP ME - I haven't seen a man in over two years!!'"

"Tunderin' Lord Yeezus, Ole, what did you do?" asks the doctor.

"I put drops in her eyes."