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sune
11-11-08, 08:57
An old lady found her parrot lifeless in it's cage when she woke in the morning. She took it to a veterinarian who said that it had died.

– Are you certain? What if it has only dozed off?

The veterinarian called for his dog who (yes dogs are persons) snfifed at the parrot and walked away.

– The dog thinks also that your parrot is dead, I'm sorry, said the veterinarian.

– I would like to have another opinion, just to be sure.

The veterinarian fetched his cat who (cats are also persons) sniffed and poked a little and walked away.

– Same thing, the parrot is very dead, the veterinarian said.

– Well, thank ypu for your trouble, the lady said and tried to walk away.

– Wait a second. Your bill is 500 dollars, the veterinarian reminded.

– Oh, that was much!

– It would have been cheaper but for the labrador test and the cat-scan.

Sune