sune
11-11-08, 07:57
An old lady found her parrot lifeless in it's cage when she woke in the morning. She took it to a veterinarian who said that it had died.
– Are you certain? What if it has only dozed off?
The veterinarian called for his dog who (yes dogs are persons) snfifed at the parrot and walked away.
– The dog thinks also that your parrot is dead, I'm sorry, said the veterinarian.
– I would like to have another opinion, just to be sure.
The veterinarian fetched his cat who (cats are also persons) sniffed and poked a little and walked away.
– Same thing, the parrot is very dead, the veterinarian said.
– Well, thank ypu for your trouble, the lady said and tried to walk away.
– Wait a second. Your bill is 500 dollars, the veterinarian reminded.
– Oh, that was much!
– It would have been cheaper but for the labrador test and the cat-scan.
Sune
– Are you certain? What if it has only dozed off?
The veterinarian called for his dog who (yes dogs are persons) snfifed at the parrot and walked away.
– The dog thinks also that your parrot is dead, I'm sorry, said the veterinarian.
– I would like to have another opinion, just to be sure.
The veterinarian fetched his cat who (cats are also persons) sniffed and poked a little and walked away.
– Same thing, the parrot is very dead, the veterinarian said.
– Well, thank ypu for your trouble, the lady said and tried to walk away.
– Wait a second. Your bill is 500 dollars, the veterinarian reminded.
– Oh, that was much!
– It would have been cheaper but for the labrador test and the cat-scan.
Sune