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June Pelo
08-12-08, 21:13
It's getting to be that time of the year for lutefisk, so here goes:

10. For a remake of the 1958 movie "The Blob".
9. It's more disgusting, than manure, for the "Burning bag on the front porch" trick.
8. To give your home that Scandinavian "Holiday Scent".
7. Toss lutefisk under the porch to get rid of skunks. (CAUTION: May attract Norwegians!)
6. To get "the taste out of your mouth" after eating pumpkin pie.
5. For a Scandinavian version of Jello Wrestling.
4. Put it in your shoes. It hides foot odor, cushions your heel and puts a spring in your step!
3. For an earthquake detector. (the only time lutefisk STOPS quivering is during an earthquake)
2. If you are filming a documentary, "The Norwegian Bachelor Farmers" you can use lutefisk to lure them out of their houses.

And the number one USE for Lutefisk...
1. The odor will rid your house of relatives, rodents and other unwanted pests.