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kivinen1
28-03-09, 06:40
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to a thrift store and buy a pair of used men's work boots, size 14-16.
2. Put them on your front porch, muddy, on top of a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine.
3. Place a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba:
Big Jim, Duke, Slim and I went for more ammunition.
Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they chewed up the mailman pretty bad this morning.
I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside.

Cooter ;)