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June Pelo
07-05-09, 22:17
Heikki, age 92, and Hilma, age 90, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding. Along the way, they pass a drugstore and Heikki suggests that they stop in.

Heikki addressed the man behind the counter: "Are you the pharmacist?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, I am."
Heikki: "Hilma and I are about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Heikki: "How about medicine for circulation, rheumatism and arthritis?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds.."
Heikki: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, and heartburn pills?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."
Heikki: "Do you sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Heikki: "Good, we'd like to use this store as our bridal registry."