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June Pelo
18-11-09, 21:45
This is funny and it would be hilarious if I could only play it with the guy and his Swedish dialect:



If you are travelin soon, consider Lutran Air, the no-frills airline.
You're all in da same boat on Lutran Air, here flyin is a upliftin experience.

Dair is no first class on any Lutran Air flight.

Meals are potluck. Rows 1 tru 6, bring rolls; 7 tru 15, bring a salad;
16 tru 21, a hot dish, and 22-30, a dessert.

Basses and tenors please sit in da rear of da aircraft.

Everyone is responsible for his or her own baggage.

All fares are by free will offering, and da plane will not land til da budget is met.

Pay attention to your flight attendant, who vill acquaint you wit da safety system aboard dis Lutran Air. Okay den, listen up; I'm only gonna say dis vonce:

In da event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, I am frankly gonna be real surprised and so vill Captain Olson, because ve fly right around two tousand feet, so loss of cabin pressure would probably mean da Second Coming or someting of dat nature, and I wouldn't bodder with doze liddle masks on da rubber tubes--you're gonna have bigger tings to worry about den dat. Just stuff doze back up in dair liddle holes.

Probably da masks fell out because of turbulence which, to be honest wit you, we're gonna have quite a bit of at two tousand feet, sorta like driving across a plowed field, but after a while you get used to it.

In da event of a water landing, I'd say forget it. Start saying da Lord's Prayer and just hope you get to da part about forgive us our sins as we forgive dose who sin against us, which some people say 'trespass against us,' but what can you do?

Da use of cell phones on da plane is strictly forbidden, not because day may confuse da plane's navigation system, which is by da pants all da way. No, it's because cell phones are a pain in da wazoo, and if God had meant you to use a cell phone, He wudda put your mout on da side of your head.

We start lunch right about noon and it's buffet style wit da coffeepot up front.

Den we'll have da hymn sing; hymnals are in da seat pockets in front of you. Don't take yours wit you when you go or I am gonna be real upset and I am not kiddin!

Right now I'll say Grace:

Come, Lord Jesus, be our guest
and let deze gifts to us be blessed.
Fader, Son, and Holy Ghost,
May we land in Dulut or pretty close.

18-11-09, 23:36
Thank you for this. I actually saw the video of this a month ago. It sounds like Tim Conway talking. I am originally from norhtern WI by the MN border. For anyone up there they understand the planes not going anywhere if they don't meet so many passangers per flight. As of now only one airline (Northwest..Northworst to anyone that flies it) flies up there. And yes it is in Duluth, MN To get to the airport they fly low out over lake Superior.
I acutally lost the link to this video so that you again for posting this. It made my day seeing this.

June Pelo
19-11-09, 00:09
I have a Swede-Finn cousin living in N. Minn. who can use his Swedish dialect and sound just like this guy in the video. My father grew up in Finland and went to school there, so he pronounced his words just like those in this video: wit, dat, der, da, dis, etc. I wish I could have attached the sound so you all could hear this - makes it funnier. :)

21-11-09, 14:55
Although I saw this joke passed around the internet a while back I did not know there was a video! Thanks so much for posting it. I can't wait to watch it. I have to admit that when I was first read this joke I completely lost it; it cut so close to reality -- potluck! no first class! the accents!--- I was laughing so hard I was crying.