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10-02-10, 08:58
Toivo, retired and living in Florida, calls his son Esko in Michigan.

“Listen, Esko, I hate to ruin your day, but your mother and I are getting a divorce. Forty-five years of misery is enough. And I’m sick of talking about it, so call your sister and tell her the news.”

Esko frantically calls his sister Aino and tells her what their father had said.

Aino calls her father and yells, “Don’t do a thing. You and mother are not getting a divorce. Esko and I are flying there tomorrow"!

Toivo hangs up and phone, turns to his wife Helmi and says, “It worked. The kids are coming for a visit, and they’re paying their own way!”