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June Pelo
27-03-10, 23:44
1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an Eye Doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a Whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band Pistol was confiscated from Algebra Class, it was a weapon of Math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A Dog gave birth to Puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

8. Two Silk Worms had a race. They ended up in a Tie.

9. A hole has been found in the Nudist Camp wall. The Police are looking into it.

11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

12. Two 'hats' were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

13. I wondered why the Baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

14. A sign on the lawn at a Drug Rehab Center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

15. The short Fortune-Teller who escaped from prison was ... a Small Medium at large.

16. The Man who survived Mustard Gas and Pepper Spray is now a Seasoned Veteran.

17. A backward Poet ... writes inverse.

18. In a Democracy it's your Vote that counts. In Feudalism it's your Count that Votes.

19. When Cannibals ate a Missionary, they got a taste of Religion.