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June Pelo
07-04-10, 01:55
Heikki is driving along US-41 when he gets stopped for speeding. The officer asks Heikki for his license.

Heikki: "Well, I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you guys took my license away, and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
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Toivo sees Hilma walking with her new dogs and stops to talk.
Toivo: "Say Hilma, I heard you got two new dogs; what did you name them?"
Hilma: "Timex and Rolex!"
Toivo: "Timex and Rolex, how did you come up with those names?"
Hilma: "They're watch dogs!"