View Full Version : A couple of jokes

June Pelo
07-04-10, 01:55
Heikki is driving along US-41 when he gets stopped for speeding. The officer asks Heikki for his license.

Heikki: "Well, I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you guys took my license away, and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

Toivo sees Hilma walking with her new dogs and stops to talk.
Toivo: "Say Hilma, I heard you got two new dogs; what did you name them?"
Hilma: "Timex and Rolex!"
Toivo: "Timex and Rolex, how did you come up with those names?"
Hilma: "They're watch dogs!"