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June Pelo
15-04-10, 17:07
Well, a Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair.
And one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share.
He fumbled 'round 'till he could no longer keep his feet.
And stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.

Now about that time two young and lovely girls happened by.
One said to the other with a twinkle in her eye.
See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built.
I wonder if it's true what he wears nothing beneath the kilt.

They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as can be.
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see.
Lo and behold for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt,
Was nothin' more than God had graced him with upon his birth.

They marveled for a minute and one said, "We must be gone.
Let's leave a souvenir for our friend before we move along."
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow.
Around the bonnie star the Scott's kilt did lift and show.

Now the Scotsman rose to nature's call and headed for the trees.
Behind the bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees.
And in his drunken voice he says to what's before his eyes.
"Oh, lad I don't know where you've been, but I see you've won first prize."

15-04-10, 18:18
This is one of my "favorites"... An Irish drinking song with a twist.

You can listen to the song online here (http://www.getalyric.com/mp3/lyrics/songs/irish_drinking_songs-19345/irish_drinking_songs-44235/under_the_scotsman_39_s_kilt-210928/)

Any more Irish drinking songs out there?