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June Pelo
01-10-10, 22:30
Heikki has noticed that Hilma may have put on a "couple of extra pounds."

But, he also makes the ultimate mistake that a man can make - he asks her if she has put on some weight.

Hilma hesitates for a while and finally answers: " With time, we women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it redistributes to the rest of our body. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cutured, educated, and happy. Today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I think, good grief, look how smart I am. It is where the term 'Smart Ass' comes from."

Tracy
02-10-10, 00:39
I like it! lol:D

Karen Norwillo
02-10-10, 17:11
Love it. Have to use that one next time someone makes a comment.:D