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June Pelo
19-12-10, 19:55
On the last day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

The florist's son brought a bouquet of flowers.

The daughter of a candy store owner brought a pretty box of chocolates.

The son of a liquor-store owner brought up a big, heavy box.

The teacher lifted it onto her desk and noticed that it was leaking a little.
She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she guessed aloud.

"No," the boy replied.

She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?"

No," said the little boy. "It's a puppy!"