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June Pelo
06-01-11, 19:47
Pastor Kemppainen was doing a sermon on temperance when he spoke with great emphasis: "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

He continued: "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

Then with even greater vigor he continued: "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

With the sermon completed, Pastor Kemppainen sat down, and Matti, the choir director stood up and with a nervous smile said: "For our closing song, we will sing hymn number 365, "Shall We Gather At The River."