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June Pelo
09-07-11, 21:11
There was a duck that went to a local store to buy chapstick. The clerk asked if he would pay cash and the duck said "No, just put it on my bill."

A construction site foreman had 10 very lazy men working for him. So one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change. "I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you," he announced.
"Will the laziest man please put his hand up." Nine hands went up. "Why didn't you put your hand up?" he asked the 10th man. "Too much trouble," he responded.

Three people were visiting and viewing the Grand Canyon.. an artist, a pastor and a cowboy. As they stood on the edge of that massive abyss, each one responded with a cry of exclamation. The artist said, "Ah, what a beautiful scene to paint!" The minister cried, "What a wonderful example of the handiwork of God!" The cowboy mused, "What a terrible place to lose a cow!"