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June Pelo
05-01-12, 02:35
Pastor Kemppainen goes to the dentist in Marquette for a new set of false teeth.

On the first Sunday afer he got his new teeth, Pastor Kemppainen is only able to talk for about five minutes. On the second Sunday he is able to talk for about eight minutes. But on the third Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes until the members of the church choir are finally able to get him to stop talking.

After the service, members of the congregation ask the pastor what happened.

He explained that on the first Sunday after he got his new teeth, his gums hurt so much that he was only able to talk for five minutes. On the second Sunday, his gums still hurt so much that he was only able to talk for eight minutes. But on the third Sunday, he put his wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up.