View Full Version : Coincidence

June Pelo
01-06-13, 21:33
Matti, a chicken farmer, stops by at the Paradise Bar in Ishpeming. He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne.

The woman said, "How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne."

"What a coincidence," said Matti, "It's a special day for me, I'm celebrating."

"It's a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating," said the woman.

"What a coincidence," said Matti.

While they toasted, Matti asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"Well, my husband and I have been trying to have a child for years," the woman replied, "and today my doctor told me that I was pregnant."

"What a coincidence," said Matti. "I'm a chicken farmer and for years, all my hens have been infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs."

"That's awesome," said the woman. "What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?"

"I used a different rooster," said Matti.

The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence."