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June Pelo
13-07-13, 19:15
One Sunday, Johnny came home with an ice cream cone and his mother asked him where he got it.

"I bought it with the $5.00 you gave me this morning, " he replied.

"That money was for Sunday School," the mother said.

"I know, but the minister met me at the door and got me in for free," said Johnny.
On a visit to Chicago, I was eager to visit a posh department store about a dozen blocks from our hotel. My husband obligingly hailed a cab. "The lady wants to go to Neiman Marcus," he told the driver.

The cabby looked over his shoulder at us. "And the gentlemen?" he asked, "Does he want to go to the bank?"
Two men are out ice fishing and one says to the other, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in two months,"

His friend replies, "You better think it over, Bob. Women like that are hard to find."

16-07-13, 06:28
Stealing that last one, June... priceless.