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June Pelo
09-04-14, 02:56
Hilma and Heikki are on their first date. The evening is going fine, when Hilma asks Heikki, "Do you drink?"

Heikki: "Sure I do, but strictly for medicinal purposes only"

Hilma: "What do you drink?

Heikki: "Well for digestion, I drink beer. For appetite, I drink white wine. And for low blood pressure, I drink red wine; and for high blood pressure, I drink cognac. And whenever I have a cold, I drink whiskey."

Hilma: "When do you drink water?"

Heikki: "Oh, I have never been that sick."