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June Pelo
01-08-13, 23:14
Pastor Ole is the minister of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church , and Pastor Sven is the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road. One morning they pounded a sign into the ground, which said:


DA END ISS NEAR!
TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW
BAFOR IT ISS TOO LATE


As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out of his window and yells, "Leave people alone, you Skandahoovian religious nuts!" From the curve, they hear screeching tires and a big splash. Shaking his head, Pastor Ole says, "Dat's da terd one dis mornin." "Yaa," Pastor Sven agrees, then asks: "Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say, 'Bridge Out?'"