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June Pelo
11-02-14, 19:58
The student who took this test received an F, but received an A+ for Creativity.


Test - answer these questions as accurately as possible.


In which battle did Napoleon die? His last one.

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? On the bottom of the page.

The River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

What is the main reason for divorce? Marriage

What is the main reason for exams? Failure

What can you never eat for breakfast? Lunch and dinner.

What looks like half an apple. The other half.

If you threw a red stone into a blue sea, what would it become? Simply a wet stone.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Easy - sleep at night.

How can you lift an elephant with one hand? You can never lift an elephant that has one hand.

If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand, and 4 apples and 3 oranges in the other hand, what would you have? Very large hands.

If it took 8 men 10 hours to build a brick wall, how long would it take 4 men to build it? No time at all... the wall is already built.

How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it? Any way you want, because a concrete floor is very hard to crack.