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June Pelo
15-04-14, 17:05
The following are answers written by children taking exams:

A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.
Germinate: to become a naturalized German.
Magnet: something you find crawling all over a dead cat.
Momentum: what you give a person when they are going away.
Planet: a body of Earth surrounded by sky.
Rhubarb: a kind of celery gone bloodshot.
Vacumm: a large empty space where the pope lives.
Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative.
For a nosebleed: put the nose much lower then the body until the heart stops.
To keep milk from turning sour: keep it in the cow.
When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.
Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state.
Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillars.
Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.
A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.
When you breath, you inspire. When you do not breath, you expire. :)