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June Pelo
16-09-14, 20:07
So this blonde boards a jet for Toronto and, ..... right after takeoff, she gets up from her seat in the economy section, walks to the first class section and takes another seat.

The flight attendant sees her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class and that she will have to sit in the back.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto and I'm staying right
here."

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the copilot that there is a
blonde bimbo sitting in first class who belongs in economy and won't move back to her seat.

The copilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave the first class section and return to her seat.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto and I'm staying right
here."

The copilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land
to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason.

The pilot says, "You say she's a blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak
blonde."

He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She quickly says, "Oh, I'm sorry," and
gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.

The flight attendant and copilot are amazed and ask him what he said to make her move without any fuss.

I told her, "first class isn't going to Toronto."