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June Pelo
03-04-15, 17:52
An engineer could not find a job he liked. So he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside that says:

Get treatment for $50. If not cured, you get back $100.

A doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to show up the engineer and earn a quick $100. and so he visits the clinic.

Doctor: I have lost my sense of taste.

Engineer: Nurse, bring the medicine from Box No 22 and place 3 drops in the patient's mouth.

Patient (Doctor): Spits out the medicine and says, "This is not medicine. It's gasoline".

Engineer: Congrats.. You have your taste back. That will be $50.

Doctor gets annoyed, and returns after several days to recover his money.

Doctor : I have lost my memory and can't remember a thing.

Engineer : Nurse , bring medicine from Box No 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth.

Doctor: "This medicine is for the sense of taste," protests the doctor.

Engineer : Congrats. Your memory is back.... That will be $50.

Doctor leaves, but after several days angrily returns for one last try.

Doctor : My eyesight has become weak.

Engineer : Well, I don't have any medicine for that. Take this $100.

Doctor : But this is a $50 bill.

Engineer : Congratulations!!! Your eyesight has gotten better. That will be $50.