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June Pelo
17-04-15, 01:11
Next door neighbor guy texts his neighbor:

Bob,

I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess:

I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you.

I know itís no excuse, but I don't get it at home.

I can't live with the guilt any longer. I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. It won't happen again.

The man, feeling outraged and betrayed, grabs his wife from the bedroom, and without a word, tosses her out!


Moments later the guy gets a second text.

I apologize again, I really should have used the spell checker!

That should be "wifi".......

Sorry!